Favourite things heard in-game

[Frostiken]

"Note to self: do not mech under the influence"

"Good thing Thunder Rift is here, we were starting to have fun"

Upon death of a player:
"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaadwdswdwwwwwwww"

I also like the little nicknames people have given to the mechs, like 'Camperpults', 'Splattercats'. 'Whammy' is always cute.

[Kelmola]

"Any cash for a late joiner?"
"Need 10k plz"
"Ive got 50k if some1 needs"
"I'll be the bank this round"
"The bank has 300k"

Most of the text chat seems to be about money instead of enemy locations (assaults coming in at E4), suggestions for tactics (regroup at C6), pleas/offers for target designation (I've got TAG/NARC, prepare to fire /  I've got LRMdog/Arrowpult, plz designate target), etc.

[HAARP]

All-time favorite:

"they have a ppc novacat"
"lets leg it"
"yeah lets leg it"
"im in"
"lets do it!"
"go for the left leg"

[Frostiken]

All-time favorite:

"they have a ppc novacat"
"lets leg it"
"yeah lets leg it"
"im in"
"lets do it!"
"go for the left leg"

Last time I tried that everyone shot everything but the correct leg

[Reiel]

"Stop stacking clans on a team!"

[(TLL)KitLightning]

"The bank is at 1.6 million!!!"

fixed

"Kit I hate"
"Yes I know, You've spend the last ten minutes making that clear to me in chat! Love has no boundary I guess "

"Don't buy the Novacrasher "

[Leeko]

Me, to Masakari: "So what exactly do you do on the team?"
Response: "call people faggots on the forums"

[=KoS= Tripod]

lol

I tend to hear "motherfapper just kicked my tank and flipped it" a little too often
Also "lol, they're in an Osiris"

This one time I was RTB'ing on Frostbite, and just in front of the base, there was a guy from the other team parked in a Bushwhacker

I had no ammo left and only 2 med lasers as backup, and the guy starts firing at me. I get to the hangar and he's still shooting at me when I realize that this map has no base turrets (wtf?)
Eventually the guy kills me and I say "stop base raping, asshole" he replies "I followed you in"

From 25 meters away from the base? GTFO

On a more positive note "LEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!" followed by pathetic charge and death

[aTolyK]

"omgwtfhowdidyoublowmeupwiththatsparrowhawk"
in late-game. 

(that was directed to me  )

[=KoS= Tripod]

Wait....

Sparrowhawks can kill stuff??

[CGB [CoffiNail]]

Game starts in Inferno

"Why are we in Mordor"

"Sphere stole the ring"

"One does not just missileboat into Mordor.

[aTolyK]

Wait....

Sparrowhawks can kill stuff??

yeah, I actually dodged hoardes of missiles concentrating fire on a missile spammer.
keep in mind that this is a lan party 

[=KoS= Tripod]

lol, I once earned 200k off of an APC

My entire team was BA, all of the other APCs were destroyed, and every 5 seconds a BA would die and respawn on my APC

[=KoS= Saber15]

Wait....

Sparrowhawks can kill stuff??

I use the LRM Sparrowhawk to kill battlearmor. Either spray them with the LRMs when they're on the ground, or plow them down in midair.

[aTolyK]

Wait....

Sparrowhawks can kill stuff??

I use the LRM Sparrowhawk to kill battlearmor. Either spray them with the LRMs when they're on the ground, or plow them down in midair.

did that too 

lol, I once earned 200k off of an APC

My entire team was BA, all of the other APCs were destroyed, and every 5 seconds a BA would die and respawn on my APC

did that too 
except that it was 520k because there was a new guy who liked to play ba