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Offline [CW]Aresye

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My beef with COD.
« on: January 13, 2011, 02:45:53 AM »
Let me start off by saying something positive, before I go on a rant.  The MP in COD is well designed.  Having played Goldeneye, TimeSplitters (1 & 2), and CSS, there's a real fun atmosphere in fast paced FPS games with good frame rates.

Now onto the rant.

Holy god!  I thought the majority of CSS players were annoying enough, but ever since the release of COD: MW, I've discovered something much worse than that.

COD: MW was a well designed game, from the single-player campaign, to its multiplayer.  At this point, I'm still cool with it.  I may have even gotten hooked on it, if it wasn't for the way it was marketed.  The fact that they marketed this game as a simulation of modern combat is in itself, its downfall.  If anything came remotely close to simulating modern warfare, it's probably more along the lines of the SOCOM series.  Still not enough to condemn a game though.

What certainly condemns the game is its player-base, and while there are exceptions, the vast majority of COD players seem to be teenage boys that think they know the ins and outs of modern combat thanks to the glorious gift of this game that was bestowed upon them, and that's thanks to its marketing.  The newest COD, Black Ops, now leads them to believe they know everything about SPECOPS missions.  It's a horrible, misleading form of advertising, that I normally wouldn't have a problem with, except that these kids are not leaving fantasy action where it should stay...fantasy.  And where does that take them?

Videos of kids and young adults showing off their awesome knife-throwing/fighting skills.  Arguments about modern tactics and weaponry based off the tactics and statistics used in-game.  Teenagers and young adults walking down the street with their giant hunting/combat knife on their hip (yes, I have seen it), and finally, the same idiots enlisting for SEALs, Rangers, Aircrew, etc. that get stuck in a horrible military enlistment when they realize their dream job is nothing like the game, and then go out and do something stupid that ends up affecting me, like getting a DUI or underage, and then making me sit through 6 hours of command powerpoints about responsible drinking.  Or one stupid kid I knew that enlisted in SEALs looking for action, didn't make it, lost focus, motivation, self-confidence, and ended up stabbing someone with the knife he keeps under his pillow.  Did I mention this same kid wanted to be a SEAL because he played SOCOM?

Now these same people, these elitists, go on to think they're the expert at everything.  I've had enough arguing on YouTube about helicopter dynamics, because these COD kids think they know everything about flight, or being a door gunner, that they refuse to accept any criticism or corrections to their theories.  I couldn't possibly know more than them, being a real helicopter gunner, so the 4 chapters of SECRET pubs I've studied about tactics and aerial gunnery, not to mention my 3 hour board, must have been a waste, because I could have learned everything I need to know playing a mission as a door gunner.  Helicopter mishap?  I guess they know what that FEELS like too, because they crashed in game and had a nice surreal effect to show they got disoriented.  Me, having been in a helicopter crash, obviously know nothing compared to them, and the fact that even though it wasn't my fault in the back, I constantly ride an emotional guilt trip that doesn't end unless I sleep, which is why I nap 2-3 times during the day.  I obviously don't know anything about the sheer terror of being in a mishap, and all the emotional highs and lows that come from an experience like that.  I'm just a pussified over-dramatic in their eyes.

In conclusion, my beef with COD lies in the elitism found in its player-base.  It's giving these kids and young adults a sense of over-confidence that is confusing them into making rash decisions (enlisting, carrying a knife, etc.) that one day is going to result in harm to themselves, or others.  If you're one of these people, stop it!  Accept criticism when you're wrong, disconnect the link you've created between fantasy and reality, and find a more productive path of life.  If you aren't one of these people, then please help me out in correcting those that are, otherwise we're going to end up with an incident that could have been completely avoidable.

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2011, 03:05:16 AM »
It could just be a massive parental fail.  I mean come on, people aren't even bothering to teach their kids the difference between reality and the virtual worlds the inhabit.  You gotta be a total tard to think being in the military is like a videauhh game, it's a fapping job, and one of the hardest at that.  I'm not even in the military and could tell you that.

I just say, "some ppls kids!", or your mom should have beat your punk ass when you were still impressionable.  Not promoting child abuse here, but sometimes a little corporal punishment can bring things in perspective.  Wasn't there some video of guys in Iraq wasting ppl and saying it was "just like GTA", it's that kind of shit that makes me sick.

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2011, 03:31:29 AM »
I wasn't beat as a kid, but when I misbehaved, I got a quick, painful smack on the bottom.  Some even view that as child abuse, but it kept me in line, and I grew into a mature adult that still enjoys video games for what they are.

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2011, 04:11:04 AM »
Silly man, everyone knows you don't have red meat and fish.


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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2011, 04:57:26 AM »
i play cod alot too- people bitch and wine and call names so often that i enjoy playing the noobish roles of g18 man or nade launcher man and trollololololing along in games as people rage on me. I've played quite a few online games but the cod community is just plain horrible, it's like a troll magnet, i have a feeling this carries over from consoles..... my lil bro plays his xbox and every time i see him playing there's someone being a dick- yet another reason to flame on consoles.....


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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2011, 05:28:41 AM »
I wasn't beat as a kid, but when I misbehaved, I got a quick, painful smack on the bottom.  Some even view that as child abuse, but it kept me in line, and I grew into a mature adult that still enjoys video games for what they are.
I wasn't beat as a kid, but when I misbehaved, I got a quick, painful smack on the bottom.  Some even view that as child abuse, but it kept me in line, and I grew into a mature adult that still enjoys video games for what they are.

That ain't child abuse, heck I've known a few of the lady folk that like that sort a thing.  Nice! ass is made for smackin!  How's that for growing up well adjusted.  :D :D

@bill, your weird, but I guess you already know that. :P

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 05:33:37 AM »
Perhaps it's because designing and maintaining a gaming PC requires a higher IQ and knowledge base than just plugging in a power cord, putting a game in, and playing right away.

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 06:02:47 AM »
Perhaps it's because designing and maintaining a gaming PC requires a higher IQ and knowledge base than just plugging in a power cord, putting a game in, and playing right away.

 This. Modern consoles made multiplayer videogames available for every f%cktard and whiny teenager with enough cache to buy an eksbawks. Hence the playerbase problems. >_>



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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2011, 06:21:11 AM »
Silly man, everyone knows you don't have red meat and fish.
I just understood what you meant :P
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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2011, 06:34:29 AM »
Silly man, everyone knows you don't have red meat and fish.
I just understood what you meant :P

 I still don't. >_>



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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2011, 06:40:19 AM »
Blame the Parents.
Not the Game.

Actually you can blame parents for much of today's problems involving children. There is a severe lack of education and discipline in the homes. The internet isn't to blame. Video Games aren't to blame. Schools aren't to blame. Its parents.

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2011, 11:36:40 AM »
Silly man, everyone knows you don't have red meat and fish.
I just understood what you meant :P

 I still don't. >_>

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2011, 11:40:15 AM »
ahhh^^^^kinda funny but still weird... :)

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Re: My beef with COD.
« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2011, 02:09:37 PM »
Hmm, with what is on this thread I think someone should call Tipper Gore, err perhaps not, well maybe, THOSE DAMN WHIPPERSNAPPERS! When I was young I had to go out and cut the switch from a tree and if it was not a proper switch my Alabama granny would go out dragging you along and would show you what to cut then whip you twice as hard, and if there were a bunch of kids around they all got some just for GPs. LOL lets not forget the old washing ones mouth out with soap for cussing. On the other hand, she could cook like there was no tomorrow, Fried chicken, country fried steak with white gravy and home made biscuits fried ham, Green beans in bacon fat, greens blackeye peas or crowder peas, corn on the cob and that was just supper. (Lunch) Homemade cakes and pies, home made Banana puddin ah Grandma SL I miss you. but I digress, I am still waiting for some dummy jackwagon to tie COD to Tucson. :(  Sorry I got to meandering a bit. lol

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