Position: Community Manager
- Banned from World of Warcraft.
- Banned from Facepunch.
- Banned from SomethingAwful.
- Banned from ChristianGaming.com.
- Banned from Hi-Rez.
- Banned from Steam.
- Banned from local Tescos for filling cash point card slot with faeces.
- Currently in prison pending trial for allegedly supplying WikiLeaks with secrets.
Ties to Mechwarrior:
- Had to Google what "CBT" meant.
- Bought the starter pack for the CCG.
- Stole a CCG booster pack later.
- Mechassault is the BEST MECH GAME EVER.
I wrote you a poem:
Roses are tits.
Violets are tits.
I like tits.