Top ten questions that are asked on a repetative basis with cooresponding answers (plus sarcasm).
10) Is there a single player?
Only if you're the only one on the server.
9) Can I destroy it?
All weapons aimed at the environment have been nerfed. Mother Earth wins!
Let me in on the beta!
Here's your red shirt. Have fun!
7) What mechs are in the game?
There's a wonderful list on this site, but I'm not telling
where.
6) What weapons are in the game?
Must be Thetan level 5 to know this information.
5) Can I be on the team?
If you are proficient in
photoshop paint, go for it.
4) What's the status report on the mod?
Somewhere between starting out and complete.
3) The trees are too big.
If it was good enough for the Ewoks, then it's good enough for Battletech.
2) When's the mod coming out?
When you're on your deathbed.
1) Is that a MadCat MK II?
No. It's your mom.
If these questions don't address the top ten, or the answers are wrong/not sarcastic enough, I give the mods permission to edit this post until it's up to par.
