Hey guys, New to the forum

[(TLL)Nick]

You know, I'm tired of being talking bacon. Every time I go to the store, I dress up in a wig and dress, with aviator glasses, but people always manage to find a way to break a piece off of me. Next time I go to the store, I'm bringing an AK with me. Gonna teach those kids, gonna have to pop some caps in dey *bleep*. Word.

[~SJ~ Karuik]

dont censor yourself, just say ass this isnt the dreaded banfest facepunch forums lol

[(TLL) Heretic]

Love it, pay-back bacon, he's back an he's streaky!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[DigitalStef]

You know, I'm tired of being talking bacon. Every time I go to the store, I dress up in a wig and dress, with aviator glasses, but people always manage to find a way to break a piece off of me. Next time I go to the store, I'm bringing an AK with me. Gonna teach those kids, gonna have to pop some caps in dey *bleep*. Word.

Watch out for Dogs... especially the one from the bacon commercial. (even though its not real bacon, dogs just think it is....)

[(TLL)KitLightning]

Is he really fat or something? He's 6 feet tall...You know, maybe I will steal him from Loonatic and make him my pet.

A friendly warning Nick! The Rad-Be-Gone suit might not hold, if he p**s at you, that is if you ever can catch him! The holes in the pavement on the compound is not, and I stress is not, from Bomb Shells

Love it, pay-back bacon, he's back an he's streaky!!!!!!!!!!!!  

LMFAO

[CHHš Ghost]

*bleep* bleep* bleep*

I'm going to tell all the kids that I'll give a $100 to the kid who can break off the biggest piece of Nick.

[(TLL)Nick]

Get some bitchez.

[Loonatic]

Pugsley is about 5 tons radio-active/toxic waste tied together with a rubber band... if you tried to set him off.... BOOM! there goes north America... you have been warned.... in the mean time you are welcome to tie him to a wall for all the good it will do you...

Is he really fat or something? He's 6 feet tall...You know, maybe I will steal him from Loonatic and make him my pet.

Oh dear gods above please do.  Pleeeeease do.  Just remember never to let him sleep in the same room with you at night, and don't give him any controlled substances, including neuro/hemo toxins, biohazardous waste, or nuclear material.

He will eat it.

It will not be good.

Oh, and if he humps your leg, it's usually wisest to just let him finish.  He always falls asleep afterwards and you can just go hose off.  Good trade for a few hours of peace.

[(TLL)Nick]

WELL THANKS FOR TELLING ME SO LATE. I tried kicking him off, but then he tied me up and tried to spit on me. I have holes in my brand new suit now.

[Loonatic]

Oh jeez, sorry about that.  I put up warning signs, but he scribbles obscene images and messages on them until they're illegible.  I'll send an email memo out.