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Offline DeeBeeP

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Humiliation
« on: January 07, 2010, 08:14:12 AM »
Was watching the "How to Play" video done by Korjax. Found it pretty interesting throughout until about 1:20 into part 2 where Korjax faces off with a Shadowcat. They circle eachother for a bit taking potshots while in the back of my mind I'm thinking this is all too familiar. Korjax gets in a good shot taking out the Shadowcats legs destroying them. As it crumbles to the ground Korjax proudly announces, "Got the sucker! I like to see my victims suffer." At the same time I'm thinking that whoever is piloting the Shadowcat is pathetic beyond belief. Korjax hovers his reticule over the cockpit of the downed Shadowcat and to my horror my name pops up. It all comes back to me as I fire my jumpjets and do a backflip before faceplanting back to earth. I keep firing off my jets to dry and get an angle that I can retaliate against his Hollander but my Shadowcat has clipped into the ground so it's useless. To add insult to injury he hops out in his BA and continues his assault.

Of course he cuts the footage before showing me eject and promptly obliterate his ass with a well placed BA SRM. I will redeem my honor Korjax, you Heavy Gauss whoring bastard!

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 08:16:24 AM »
I salute you sir. That was the best thing I done ever saw.

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 08:24:00 AM »
Yea, that backflip made my day.

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 08:48:48 AM »
Ha!  I love this thread already.  ;D


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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 09:05:03 AM »
Hahaha i was chided him for letting you sit there, kill swift and sure because you never know when the tables will turn.

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 09:15:50 AM »
I feel for you DeeBeeP!  ;D

Yea, that backflip made my day.

Ha!  I love this thread already.  ;D

hehe, same here.  :D


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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 10:29:39 AM »
Looool, indeed, bravo! Salud!

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 10:38:09 AM »
Nice somersault.

But you should have done a barrel roll.
(Press R or Z twice)

The barrel roll is an evasive maneuver.

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 01:30:17 PM »
Nice somersault.

But you should have done a barrel roll.
(Press R or Z twice)

The barrel roll is an evasive maneuver.

You just won an internet, sir!

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 01:40:39 PM »
'any kind of discussion of randomness ALWAYS WILL EQUATE to being able to critically hit a mech's reactor by firing a micro beam laser while facing 80 degrees to the side, shooting the ground, which would cause a random explosion which would randomly crit his entire team's reactors which would randomly cause the server itself to explode which would randomly generate a strange quark which would randomly hit the earth and randomly randomness randomfapp the shit fapp random!'
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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2010, 02:04:12 PM »
Was watching the "How to Play" video done by Korjax. Found it pretty interesting throughout until about 1:20 into part 2 where Korjax faces off with a Shadowcat. They circle eachother for a bit taking potshots while in the back of my mind I'm thinking this is all too familiar. Korjax gets in a good shot taking out the Shadowcats legs destroying them. As it crumbles to the ground Korjax proudly announces, "Got the sucker! I like to see my victims suffer." At the same time I'm thinking that whoever is piloting the Shadowcat is pathetic beyond belief. Korjax hovers his reticule over the cockpit of the downed Shadowcat and to my horror my name pops up. It all comes back to me as I fire my jumpjets and do a backflip before faceplanting back to earth. I keep firing off my jets to dry and get an angle that I can retaliate against his Hollander but my Shadowcat has clipped into the ground so it's useless. To add insult to injury he hops out in his BA and continues his assault.

Of course he cuts the footage before showing me eject and promptly obliterate his ass with a well placed BA SRM. I will redeem my honor Korjax, you Heavy Gauss whoring bastard!

Y'know, one of the nice things about this community is you can relate a story like that and everyone laughs with you rather than at you.

Offline Pat Dry

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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2010, 02:23:27 PM »
Y'know, one of the nice things about this community is you can relate a story like that and everyone laughs with you rather than at you.

You got it!

Meanwhile, I did this little something:



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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #12 on: January 07, 2010, 03:10:08 PM »
We may not laugh at people, but damn it, we are gonna rub their face in it ^^
'any kind of discussion of randomness ALWAYS WILL EQUATE to being able to critically hit a mech's reactor by firing a micro beam laser while facing 80 degrees to the side, shooting the ground, which would cause a random explosion which would randomly crit his entire team's reactors which would randomly cause the server itself to explode which would randomly generate a strange quark which would randomly hit the earth and randomly randomness randomfapp the shit fapp random!'
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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #13 on: January 07, 2010, 07:50:22 PM »
Deebeep

You made me laugh there m8. I would have felt embarassed aswell, it could have been me. I've had legs been taken off in 1 shot....complete nightmare.
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Re: Humiliation
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2010, 09:40:52 PM »
Gotta give props to Deebeep though for staying in his mech and trying to fight it out.  I think most of us would have ejected as soon as some armor pieces went red against an Awesome.
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