Wait, didn't you get bored after 45 seconds?
I made it to the first questgiver on whatever ship I started on. Might have been closer to 30 seconds.
That would be the U.S.S. Buck Turdrussel, the most internally-spacious Sovereign-class vessel ever created. It was named after Sir Buck Turdrussel. He is famous for his theories on applied pressure. For example, he discovered that coal, under immense pressure, forms diamonds, and that diamonds, under that same pressure, form packing peanuts. His research led to his untimely death at the young age of 47, however, when he attempted to apply this same pressure to packing peanuts; it created a gravimetric disturbance the likes of which mankind has never seen, and he was impaled by a flying banana. His work is the basis of modern quantum physics.
