So, I saw Sky_Walker's post, and noticed his personal text: Close Range Attack Forces.
So I immediately went "C.R.A.F., heh, almost like C.R.A.P", then like 1 second later I thought of "Close Range Assault Pumas"
So now, I propose the foundation of the C.R.A.P. It's members are people who run around in passive pumas, literally crashing into people and destroying them with awesome.
Our motto? "I'm a piece of C.R.A.P."
Our enemies will cower in fear as C.R.A.P comes hurtling over mountains and flying through the air, crashing into them and ruining their days!
Screams of "Oh C.R.A.P!", "Holy C.R.A.P., RUN!", "THERE'S C.R.A.P. EVERYWHERE!", and "OH GOD THEY'RE FLINGING C.R.A.P. AT US!" will fill the air!
and yes, I know it's childish. The speed at which this idea came together fills me with both pride and disgust.
Also: Food and beverage of choice? Wankcakes and Slushies. Mascot is the Batman raping a thread.