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Offline Liberius

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Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« on: March 03, 2010, 05:56:02 AM »
Shadow Cat B Manual:

End User's Warning: This version of the Shadow Cat includes a Defiance Industries Defiance Disintegrator LB 20-X Autocannon mounted on the right arm. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should the Defiance Disintigrator be pointed down at the 270 or 90 degree positions. Firing the Disintigrator in this position will likely result in the loss of function or complete dismemberment of the Shadow Cat's leg.


Neither Clan Nova Cat nor Defiance Industries is responsible for any damage caused to the Shadow Cat in this manner. Should the end user remove the Shadow Cat's leg in this manner, the battlemech's parts and service warranty will be immediately voided. There will be no recalls for Shadow Cat B's due to incidents related to this matter. The End User waives their right to pursue legal action against Clan Nova Cat and/or Defiance Industries for any occurrence related to the above warning upon purchase of this battlemech. Other issues dealing with the Shadow Cat's leg, such as unexpected accelerations due to faulty MASC systems should be reported to your local mechanic immediately for parts replacement at no charge.

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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 05:58:25 AM »
That's just...

TOTALLY AWESOME!
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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2010, 06:34:36 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D



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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2010, 10:47:51 AM »
Ha! That is great :D Thanks for the warning! Should have never bought one myself ....
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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2010, 10:57:56 AM »
OMG!
Is THIS what kept happening to me?!!

I kept blaming it on Novacats!  I thought they, one-shot legged me or something!
This got me killed like 3 times today!

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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2010, 01:29:05 PM »
This just made my day before it even started  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2010, 01:57:09 PM »
That's sweet.   I can't believe that's really true but I love the idea that you can do that kind of damage to yourself if you aren't careful.
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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2010, 06:42:24 PM »
Hah I KNEW IT!  Those fancy scats would be the death of everyone (including themselves)!  By the way let me talk to you about a nice dependable Holly
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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2010, 01:09:59 PM »
By the way let me talk to you about a nice dependable Holly

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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2010, 05:53:21 PM »
Pure awesomeness, thanks!   :o  ???  ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: Shadow Cat B Manual: End User's Warning
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2010, 10:10:54 PM »
Known issue so no refund.

Same goes for some of the Gauss mounted 'Mechs :-X


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