Epic Turtle on Clearcut

[Deathbane]

One day, my giant alien crabs will return. They put those friggin turtles to shame.

Just you guys wait and see .

[~SJ~ Xarg Talasko]

No dick pictures please...... this is a game forum not an STD clinic website

[CGB [Ancient Demise]]

ALSO: CLEARCUT IS NOW BANNED FROM BEING PLAYABLE, AS IT'S A TURTLE RESERVE.

Has anyone else seen the turtle on thunder rift that's the size of a harasser? I think the turtle herds need thinning

Paradise Lost has tons of wildlife. Finally something the Bear AC is good at killing.

[Priest]

Speaking of wildlife in game... I played Crysis 2... and one of our pastimes when we were exploring maps and such was to shoot the birds out of the air.  I think every game I have ever played that had any aerial wildlife eventually spurred us to try and down them.  I was elated the first time I took down a bird in Crysis 2. So much so that we spent the next half an hour blasting pigeons.

[DFDelta]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Every time I'm on Kagoshima I have to resist the urge to shoot the birds out of the sky.

Its especially bad when I'm flanking wide and have nothing else to aim at, exactly the moment when you don't want to shoot animals and blow your cover 

[CGB [Ancient Demise]]

Arrrrisseeee thread!



This turtle is hard to see in that it is invisible outside of ~50 meters

[^sPikE-]

Wow, clearcut.

[(TLL)KitLightning]

Wow, clearcut.

Is so on (TLL) Matchbox UK though it really is the happy campers maps, always has been

[SquareSphere }12thVR{]

lol Clearcut isn't in rotation cause it was made for a different time.  It's way too small now when you can actually tom each other's bases without leaving 200m from it

[^sPikE-]

Yes, but it was so beautiful.... The author could enlarge it somewhat, i would love to roam those hills again

[Bloodycrow]

Plus the performance is just terrible. In comparison to other official maps, I get single-digit FPS on Clearcut. I'd rather just quit the server than deal with that.

[(TLL)KitLightning]

First thing to do on Clearcut is to cut down the trees, though beware there be Ents too and they tend to fight back

[DFDelta]

THEM TREES! DO NOT REMIND ME OF THEM TREES!

*Runs into corner and starts crying, all while hugging a miniature BA doll*

[=CJW=YalK]

That map, I hates it

Those trees, the tiny tree cutting equipment and the man on the Mtn. Pissing on/off of the couch can lick my asshole...Just say'n

[Xesle]

Necrosexual and I once burnt down all of the trees on the southern half of TC Marshes using Harasser Ds when we got bored one match. 

I for one would like to play Clearcut much more often.  The problems Clearcut has with campers are no different than those of any other large open map like Sandblasted.  Camping in both cases is easily solved by aerospace.