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Solaris Lines
« on: April 22, 2010, 02:00:39 AM »
What are the best Solaris lines you heard, read or can come up with as spoken by an announcer?
Examples by KingLeer:
general announcement
"Todays event is brought to you in part by Madden 2648, pick up your copy on the way home... and GET IN THE GAME!"
 
on taking something other than a 'Mech out
"to bring that into the arena you need to be incredibly skilled or crazy,  safe guess is this guy is off his meds"
 
a medium mech gets destroyed
"Medium Mech, it's whats for dinnner!"
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2010, 12:46:44 AM »
Do you mean that a player stated like a quote?
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2010, 01:09:09 AM »
I think he means from what you might hear coming from an announcer at a Solaris Arena match.


Like:

"That guy just went down faster than a cheap Kuritan geisha!"

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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2010, 10:32:20 AM »
lol!  ;D
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2010, 06:58:49 PM »
Guys, there is a reason that the sound team is asking for these script suggestions.   ;)
 
Essentialy, we would like to gather all of the possible Solaris announcer lines that you can remember (or find) and any that you might think would be appropriate.
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2010, 07:54:02 PM »
Here's the only one from Mechwarrior 4 Mercs solaris I could find from a google search:

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He has to be thinking, 'How did I get hit?' With reflexes like that, it's amazing he isn't hit more often.

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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2010, 12:09:55 AM »
Folks, I could send you every line that was in the game...  ;D
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2010, 04:05:05 AM »
I'd much rather have you as the voice over :D

No one beats you at that :-[


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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2010, 06:43:11 AM »
"I once had a dog named 'Lucky' who got run over by a car.  That guy was less fortunate."

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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2010, 02:01:22 PM »
"I grew up to watching Batman *POW*"

"And there she is, Elly Neil! She has exploded into action this season"

"He swept the Jungle!" "All the animals in the Jungle are gone"

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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2010, 07:53:59 PM »
LOL... yeah, the Blooper reel still makes me laugh  ;D

But it's true, those were some of the best lines NOT in the game.  ;D
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2010, 02:59:41 AM »
" you have gotta apreciate his explosive exit from the solaris stage"

"Sometimes when its flight or fight flight IS the best option...especialy when you're in a light mech"

"well thats one way to mow down a forest""yeah bob i wish i had me one of those when the wife  asked me to mow our moon"

"He couldnt hit the broadside of an atlas...oh wait i spoke too soon he did hit the broadside"
"too bad it was his lancemates!"(and or)"now if only he could apply that same marksman ship to an enemy."(possibly folowed by) "or in the bedroom"

"Looks like hes got a bad case of battlearmor" (lame i know )

"After circling that mech all day he must be dizzy" " oh is that why he cant seem to land any?"(if a vtol pilot) " shots or the vtol?" "...both!"

"such  a waste of missiles i dare say all the clan forefathers are rolling their graves"

"well i think we found out what you get when you take one rookie mech pilot ,shove him in a 50 ton mech and let him loose against solaris best" "eh whats that?" "85 kilos of spam in a 50 ton can!"

"from zero to slag in record time!"


"I dont care WHAT planet you're from thats gotta hurt!" (yes yes i know what it came from still was hilarious)

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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2010, 05:29:14 AM »
OH WHAT A HIT!!! He's going to join Comstar cause he doesn't have a prayer now!

*makes sense when pre clans as Comstar was seen as a quasi mystic org.
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2010, 11:59:53 PM »
"well no one can he say he didnt go out with a BANG!"
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Re: Solaris Lines
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2010, 04:33:49 AM »
Folks, I could send you every line that was in the game...  ;D

Haha, thanks George! Though I suppose the intent is to get a wider range of lines since its a little different than MW4. I should update the OP with more of what we're looking for!