LOL Super Bomberman 5 on SNES.
I was raging at MWLL yesterday (50 straight minutes of base rape on a laggy server will do that), so tried playing STALKER.
Didn't realize how damn serious that game is, died repeatedly.
Thus I made the declaration of "fapp it", and played Bomberman for 3 hours.
If you want real guilt though, I once spent almost a day trying to beat the Barbie game for NES.
HARDEST GAME EVAR. Seriously, go get JNES and try it.