Raven B - Road Runner (as in, it annoys the piss out of you and every time you come at it it runs away.) *Beep beep!*
Puma C - Ninja (This thing will slit your throat if you don't spot him early.)
Mauler B - Scarecrow (Scarecrows keep the birds away, and it's hard to tell the difference between them and the other Maulers.)
Awesome A - Fat Slut (She's not as good as 'The Slut', but she's cheaper.)
Atlas A - LoLwUt? (yeah.)
Hollander II A - Cheap Date (It's quick, dirty, fun, and goes down on you at the drop of a hat.)