One thousand posts of boring chatter
one thousand posts of useless crap
Oh dear, could the forum feel it
it would kill the haarpy dead!
A thousand posts of endless whining
bugs and tips and quick ideas
The devs only can tolerate it
with the use of many beers!
They abandoned hope of counting
All the useless newbie threads
Complaints of overpowered assets
Aero, Armor and the 'cats
Should 'Legends fall and earth start crumbling
The chat lie dead among the idlers
Servers overflow with Nomads
Boaters, leggers, would-be Hitlers
The haarp shall be present to witness
The next thousand posts of his own greatness!
ONE THOUSAND! 
