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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2007, 06:50:15 PM »
My gf owns me at halo, it makes me sad inside.

Not true. You like the virtual tea-bag your g/f gives you when you die. It's the closest you get to WII Sex :D.

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2007, 07:55:35 PM »
My gf owns me at halo, it makes me sad inside.

Not true. You like the virtual tea-bag your g/f gives you when you die. It's the closest you get to WII Sex :D.


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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2007, 01:07:17 AM »
My gf owns me at halo, it makes me sad inside.

Not true. You like the virtual tea-bag your g/f gives you when you die. It's the closest you get to WII Sex :D.
I actually said something sex related to my gf today that made us break up. It was funny as shit
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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2007, 02:19:22 AM »
Did it go something like

Stryker: Hey bitch want some bum sex??

Girlfriend: But I POOP from there!!

Stryker: Not now you don't!

is this to graphic for pubs?

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2007, 03:06:01 AM »
i think it goes more like tubgirl

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2007, 12:42:17 PM »
Did it go something like

Stryker: Hey bitch want some bum sex??

Girlfriend: But I POOP from there!!

Stryker: Not now you don't!

is this to graphic for pubs?

HAHAHAHA!!!!!  :D :D :D

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2007, 10:37:02 PM »
Did it go something like

Stryker: Hey bitch want some bum sex??

Girlfriend: But I POOP from there!!

Stryker: Not now you don't!

is this to graphic for pubs?

hahahaha lol

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2007, 10:37:51 PM »
My gf owns me at halo, it makes me sad inside.

Not true. You like the virtual tea-bag your g/f gives you when you die. It's the closest you get to WII Sex :D.
I actually said something sex related to my gf today that made us break up. It was funny as shit

really if u dont mind me asking wat was it u said?

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2007, 01:47:10 AM »
My gf owns me at halo, it makes me sad inside.

Not true. You like the virtual tea-bag your g/f gives you when you die. It's the closest you get to WII Sex :D.
I actually said something sex related to my gf today that made us break up. It was funny as shit

really if u dont mind me asking wat was it u said?

probably something like "i want to stick my meat stick in your poop shoot"

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2007, 01:42:11 AM »
I used to be a console fan, then Criminal showed me the light. Now i prefer PC, my PS2 stills gets
some use when I play a game with the Wife.

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #25 on: February 20, 2007, 06:20:01 AM »
haha consoles have their place, in womens hands

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #26 on: February 21, 2007, 12:15:34 PM »
Always a reason to keep one around 8).


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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2007, 03:35:34 PM »
Which one the wife or the console ????

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2007, 09:52:05 PM »
Both. The wife is for cleaning and those odd jobs that include happy endings. Then while she's talking or bitching, that's when the console kicks in ;).

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Re: chicken or beef
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2007, 02:32:43 AM »
Ouch dont let her hear you say that.